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I found locations and did production work for zero dollars, all so that I could occasionally sneak into the Writers’ Room and try to not masturbate in front of all the white boards full of jokes.
was always a big comedic influence on me; in college I would occasionally print out articles from the paper to read aloud during improv rehearsal, just like that guy you hate.
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