Humorous online dating stories
Just when she finished pouring in the last drops of gas a fellow opened up his window and hollered, “I swear! ” Anne went away to college and promptly became an avid animal right activist.
When she came home for the Holidays she noticed her mother wearing a beautiful genuine fur coat.
“I’m interested in buying a rabbit.” “Oh sure we’ve got lots of rabbits” gushed the motherly sales representative. We’ve got some adorable white Bunnies down this isle.” The lady exclaimed.
“Oh” said the cute girl with a wave of her hand, “I really don’t think my boa constrictor would care about what color it is!
Screamed the head cook, “I’VE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF RUSSIAN DRESSING! “Don’t worry,” said the owner to the cook, “I’ll take care of everything, you just make the salad.” And that’s how it happened that two minutes later the waiter walked out with a big Garden Salad and a picture of a Russian man putting on his pants.
The one thing that drove me absolutely crazy about my boyfriend Bill was the way he drove.
Sure enough, I soon resigned myself to my fate, but I would still cringe all too often while on the road.
Well, the day finally came when I was to meet Bill’s family.
“I couldn’t help overhearing you on the phone with your boss. Just so I can tell my son.” The man smiled, took out a pen, “it stands for this: I-D -1-0-T”. My Dad was out of town and wasn’t there to help me, and for the life of me I did not know how to tie a tie! “Excuse me sir,” I said to the crossing guard, “I have an important job interview, can you please help me make this tie?! As a popular local politician I always try to help out whenever I can.As soon as we saw the sand my kids went running off excitedly looking for seashells. ” screamed my five year old, running towards me with his hands full.“I found hundreds of them right next to each other!“Don’t worry about my husband’s driving in the center of the road,” said Bill’s mom with a big friendly smile, as we headed onto a two way intersection. ” I live in Montreal, and for that reason my children have never been to a beach before.On our first family trip down South we decided one of the first things we were going to do was head to a beach.